“A former gravedigger has built a 100mph single-seater car using a 7ft-long steel coffin for the body. Phil Bissett, 62, bought the unusual handmade coffin for £98 on internet auction site eBay and has dubbed his new creation ‘Holy Smoke’. The tattoo artist from Harold Hill, near Romford in Essex, normally customises hearses in his spare time. Mr Bissett said the head-turning car has almost sent a couple of people to an early grave. ‘The first time I took it out one bloke nearly fell off the kerb and into the gutter when he saw it,’ he said. ‘Another was madly trying to take pictures from his Hummer and almost crashed into the back another car.” w/ photos
“Bacon and coffee were then placed into Magic Bullet apparatus and blended for 10 seconds (or less). No cream was added. The mixture took on a creamy color and texture. Repeat: no cream was added. Researcher became nervous; began to exhibit signs of distress such as sweating and trembling hands… find out more about the experiment.” w/ photos
“This kid goes against history and attempts to walk along the top of an auditorium of chairs only to end up like his predecessors landing face first into the ground.”
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