“A passer-by pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge because he was fed up at the man’s ’selfish activity’, Chinese media has reported. Lian Jiansheng, 66, was passing by the Haizhu Bridge in the city of Guangzhou when he spotted Chen Fuchao threatening to jump. Chen held up traffic for five hours, drawing a crowd at the bridge - and an impatient Lian finally decided enough was enough. He offered to talk Chen down but police refused to let him through a cordon. Determined, Lian pushed through anyway and climbed up to where Chen was sitting. He greeted the distraught man with a handshake - then gave him a mighty shove.” w/ photos
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“New York toddler still in nappies has a growing reputation as a pool shark with a mean bank shot - even though he has to stand on a chair to reach the table. Two-year-old Keith O’Dell Jr has pool shooting videos posted on YouTube, has his own website and is the youngest member of the American Pool Association. The son of pool-playing parents, the toddler recently travelled to Las Vegas to put on a demonstration for the APA, the governing body of amateur pool. Keith started playing pool on a child-size table - but has since moved up to a regulation table. His parents say his learning hasn’t been limited to billiard games. Pool is also teaching him colours and how to count.” w/ photos + video
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