“Batman’s Tumbler ain’t got sh*t on this… I think.”

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“Desmond Hatchett, 29, has children range in age from newborn to 11. There are at least 11 mothers; probably several more. Had 4 kids in 1 year, twice!!! The mothers of Hatchett’s children are supposed to get anywhere from $25 to $309 a month, but when his paycheck is garnished amongst them all, some women only get a $1.98 a month.”

“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!” (very graphic)

“These kids use a jet ski to empty out the water in their backyard swimming pool… onto a group of girls.”

“The world is rife with mundane crap that doesn’t qualify as even remotely lethal, and that’s barely hilarious at all. Fortunately, with some moderate tweaking, even the simplest of items can be turned into something horrifying. Just ask the inventors of the…” w/ photos + videos

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“Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid’s balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.”

“The best way to sell beer!” — lakeb0dom

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