“This kid goes against history and attempts to walk along the top of an auditorium of chairs only to end up like his predecessors landing face first into the ground.”
“Add a touch of worldly class to your next social hour by using our global liquor dispenser. With a polished, silver-plated holder and raised, acrylic globe detail, this drink dispenser maps a perfect pour whatever the occasion… or continent. Perfect for those seeking world domination and also ideal for serving a variety of party cocktails—just provide all the ingredients and let your guests make and choose the strength of their own drink.” w/ photo
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