“Next time you need a refill don’t shout at the bartender like a caveman. Use this cool bell. It’s built right into the beer stein so its always handy. Or just use it to annoy the hell out of practically everyone, the choice is your.” w/ photos

“They might as well have called this ‘The life of the party’. That’s because that’s what you’ll be when you come into a party wearing one of these. This backpack is worn comfortably and has a tap for dispensing your favorite beverage. It even has a cup dispenser built right in!” w/ photo

“Oopsy Daisy!”

“Tracy from I Hate My Message Board is a very brave woman. You see, not only did she purchase one of Sweet Sue’s Canned Whole Chickens, but she actually cooked it… and ate some of it. And luckily for all of us, she photographed the entire process. I fully expect to see Andrew Zimmern eating one of these on an upcoming episode of Bizarre Foods. Bon Appetit!” w/ photos

“Serves him right for being in bed at 3 in the afternoon.” — stefjeff

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“A football fan has one too many and can’t get his ass up off the floor. The hilarious part of the video is that… I don’t want to spoil it… Just watch this and laugh your ass off.” w/ video

“A camel screams about drawing the short straw and having to carry the fat chick.”

“The guy with the mullet claims that he never lost a single street fight… yeah right.”

“This is police brutality, plain and simple.” — CH