“You’ve heard of MILFs and cougars, but what about women who are even older and still look hot? Enter the GILF (a.k.a. Grandmas I’d Like to F***). Now it may be improper to have impure thoughts about someone’s grandma, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. These sexy seniors defy age and still look fine, especially when you consider how frickin’ old they are.” w/ photos

“Manufacturer recalls hollow point bullets that fail to explode inside targets… Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought thenon-flesh-shredding bullets.” — The Onion