“This is what a certain mile high beer company meant to say on their recent beer campaign.”

“Dayyyyyyyyyyyyummmmmmmmm!”

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“This kid goes against history and attempts to walk along the top of an auditorium of chairs only to end up like his predecessors landing face first into the ground.”

“Add a touch of worldly class to your next social hour by using our global liquor dispenser. With a polished, silver-plated holder and raised, acrylic globe detail, this drink dispenser maps a perfect pour whatever the occasion… or continent. Perfect for those seeking world domination and also ideal for serving a variety of party cocktails—just provide all the ingredients and let your guests make and choose the strength of their own drink.” w/ photo

“Enjoy this rare footage of only one girl going to the bathroom at once.”

“A chihuahua in Kentucky survives after getting a large fork stuck in his brain. A handle broke off a barbeque fork and flew off hitting the puppy. The dog ran into the woods and didn’t come back for 3 days. When the dog came back, the family rushed him to an animal hospital. A vet was able to remove the fork and the puppy is recovering.” w/ photo + video

“This is the moment a US Navy pilot gave a shocked resident a very close look at his F18. The fighter/bomber streaked past an apartment block on the banks of the Detroit River at the weekend. It was part of a tactical demonstration fly-past to open a speedboat race in the North American city. Officials waived rules to allow the Navy flyers to swoop under 100ft along the waterway. One resident said: ‘I couldn’t believe how low they flew and how close they came to our building – I’m sure the pilot waved at me.’ The jets had flown in from the Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia to put on a spectacular show for thousands of spectators.” w/ photos

“You know them, you love them, the Hooters Girls. But some of them have even more talent than others! Check out what this one’s doing (for charity, no less) with a barstool and a pitcher of beer, on live TV. The TV people comments are classic.”